I long for the days when opening a can of worms was something you did right before you went fishing

Then you sit there with an open can of worms in one hand and a hook in the other and think long and hard about your life up until that point and you quietly turn around and release the worms in a patch of dirt and tell all your friends that the fish just weren't hungry that day

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Then a few days later the Worm King shows up to your house and thanks you for saving His subjects and proclaims you the Worm Queen and you spend the rest of your days happily living among the worms only returning to society for brief moments to post on Mastodon

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