Melissa? Minerva?? Luna??? @melerva@mastodon.kitty.systems

The thing about Anime Avatars™ is that I feel more comfortable interacting with them than pictures of actual human faces

I have never looked at an anime character and felt threatened; the same cannot be said of selfies

Hey if I boost something from a bigoted edgy memelord let me know I don't have the mental strength to check people's post histories before boosting cute/funny stuff I see

Just found out sheshiresat never died

Eat Dirt and Wiggle™

According to the Infinite Monkey Typewriter Theory, I should be capable of doing something productive eventually, provided I continue to indulge every intrusive thought that enters my tiny head as I lazily meander down the road that is Life

Time to delete my Minecraft account?
Not gonna do the Microsoft thing...

The thing about Anime Avatars™ is that I feel more comfortable interacting with them than pictures of actual human faces

I have never looked at an anime character and felt threatened; the same cannot be said of selfies

UUIDs are cool but I just know there's at least one collision somewhere and someday that'll be an issue for someone

She yelled her name and bit me

What to do if you suspect your little sister is a pokemon?

broooooooooook

Why do people sell non-unlocked phones? Why would anyone want a phone that's bound to a single carrier? Who decided carriers should be in charge of hardware that may never connect to their network at all?

Hey if I boost something from a bigoted edgy memelord let me know I don't have the mental strength to check people's post histories before boosting cute/funny stuff I see

When I die I want my tombstone to have an accurate death date, but for the birth date to be some time in the future just to worry people

That and waking up Kat for one problematic user would violate her nap

I'm a good moderator that's why I report posts before I suspend users instead of just outright suspending them as is my right as an Administrator

I want to go vegan but I also want brisket!!!

Where's that lab-grown ethical meat at?!